Bessgommip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless mink.

Bessgommip created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Bessgommip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bessgommip, he will be very unhappy.

Bessgommip's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bessgommip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near dogs while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing eight titanium spheres on your head.

2. Do not hurt otters.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not speak about oranges.