Vogtalquill is a god.

He takes the form of a small, moody mink.

Vogtalquill created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Vogtalquill, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vogtalquill, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vogtalquill's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vogtalquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not consume pineapples at dawn.