Dadgadsad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish dragonfly.

Dadgadsad created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadgadsad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dadgadsad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dadgadsad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dadgadsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Worship no other gods but Dadgadsad.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dadgadsad.

4. Do not take Dadgadsad's name in vain.

5. Never touch ash while blessed.