Hotbasshak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil toad.

Hotbasshak created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotbasshak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hotbasshak, she will turn you into a plant.

Hotbasshak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hotbasshak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Hotbasshak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to music.