Tinlatced is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, vain
squid.
Tinlatced created light seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Tinlatced, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Tinlatced, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Tinlatced's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Tinlatced's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never talk about quantum gravity near pigs while wearing white tights.
4. Hide if five hamsters approach from the west.
5. Never pour water over plants.