Tonkgighas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate zebra.

Tonkgighas created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkgighas, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tonkgighas, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tonkgighas' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tonkgighas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never talk about dark matter near grasshopers while wearing blue jumpers and balancing five platinum spheres on your head.

5. Tonkgighas loves eagles, so they must be respected.