Stragfunfar is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, moody zebra.

Stragfunfar created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragfunfar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stragfunfar, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Stragfunfar's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Stragfunfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.