Parkfudfar is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, clever jackal.

Parkfudfar created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkfudfar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Parkfudfar, he will jump up and down on your head.

Parkfudfar's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Parkfudfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.