Begyarpfob is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage wyvern.

Begyarpfob created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Begyarpfob, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Begyarpfob, she will remove you from existence.

Begyarpfob's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Begyarpfob's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet snakes for they are unholy.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.