Fabzagjen is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, self-assured
wolf.
Fabzagjen created a strange quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fabzagjen, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Fabzagjen, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Fabzagjen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Fabzagjen's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill porpoises.
2. Never write about comets.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Always obey Fabzagjen's priests.
5. Never talk about quantum gravity near whales while wearing orange coats and balancing four titanium spheres on your head.