Fabzagjen is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, self-assured wolf.

Fabzagjen created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabzagjen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fabzagjen, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabzagjen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fabzagjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always obey Fabzagjen's priests.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near whales while wearing orange coats and balancing four titanium spheres on your head.