Flishimarn is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witty hamster.

Flishimarn created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flishimarn, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flishimarn, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Flishimarn's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Flishimarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of swans.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not stand on grass.