Farteental is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic mouse.

Farteental created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farteental, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Farteental, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Farteental's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Farteental's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle platinum while unclean.

2. Horses are not to be trusted.

3. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

4. Always obey Farteental's priests.

5. Always act with purity.