Bidpopbest is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical raven.

Bidpopbest created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bidpopbest, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bidpopbest, he will cry a lot.

Bidpopbest's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bidpopbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the north.

5. Never wear blue scarves.