Cadfutrag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud eagle.

Cadfutrag created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadfutrag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cadfutrag, she will turn you into a frog.

Cadfutrag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cadfutrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Never sit in the presence of cats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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