Afbeglarn is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, able elephant.

Afbeglarn created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afbeglarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Afbeglarn, he will turn you into a snail.

Afbeglarn's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Afbeglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Afbeglarn in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear purple skirts on sacred days.

3. Never talk about spacetime near hamsters while wearing blue boots.

4. Afbeglarn must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look after injured ants.