Gov is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tiresome clam.

Gov created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gov, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gov, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gov's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gov's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Never mention ducks.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.