Sugmifjop is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive raccoon.

Sugmifjop created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugmifjop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugmifjop, she will send minions to preach to you.

Sugmifjop's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sugmifjop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Sugmifjop in the centre of the settlement.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the west.