Sogdubtit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent eagle.

Sogdubtit created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogdubtit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sogdubtit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sogdubtit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Sogdubtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare carrots during autumn.

2. Remain prostrate during prayer.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

5. Learn three new languages a year.