Jandotpidrut is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced goose.

Jandotpidrut created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Jandotpidrut, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jandotpidrut, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jandotpidrut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jandotpidrut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Jandotpidrut.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Jandotpidrut loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.