Lamtimcab is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic
swallow.
Lamtimcab created a top quark two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lamtimcab, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Lamtimcab, it will think nothing of it.
Lamtimcab's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Lamtimcab's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not eat wheat.
4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.
5. Never think about chromosomes.