Bissbit Ingsitcud is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful crocodile.

Bissbit Ingsitcud created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissbit Ingsitcud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bissbit Ingsitcud, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bissbit Ingsitcud's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bissbit Ingsitcud's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

4. Do not prepare bananas while filled with joy.

5. Never write about enzymes.