Flisquaftarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless shrew.

Flisquaftarg created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisquaftarg, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flisquaftarg, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flisquaftarg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Flisquaftarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing three zinc spheres on your legs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Flisquaftarg loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.