Nill is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, slow donkey.

Nill created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nill, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nill, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nill's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Retreat if nine geese approach from the north.