Nill is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, slow
donkey.
Nill created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nill, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Nill, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Nill's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Nill's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never go into orange rooms.
3. Always look after injured frogs.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Retreat if nine geese approach from the north.