Cambadpakfasnakcabwod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent pig.

Cambadpakfasnakcabwod created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cambadpakfasnakcabwod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cambadpakfasnakcabwod, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cambadpakfasnakcabwod's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cambadpakfasnakcabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your face before prayer.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never prepare gooseberries during autumn.

4. Erect three copper sculptures of Cambadpakfasnakcabwod on top of important buildings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.