Stipgildum is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, loving beaver.

Stipgildum created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgildum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stipgildum, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stipgildum's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Stipgildum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green sharks for they are unholy.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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