Librulmiffig is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-confident toad.

Librulmiffig created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Librulmiffig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Librulmiffig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Librulmiffig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Librulmiffig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Hide if four frogs approach from the south.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.