Sandingtik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, ill-tempered wyvern.

Sandingtik created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandingtik, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sandingtik, he will turn you into a frog.

Sandingtik's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sandingtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.