Nellsandcun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast capybara.

Nellsandcun created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellsandcun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nellsandcun, he will be very sad.

Nellsandcun's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nellsandcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Hide from blue grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always help eagles.