Nanbomcut is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful aardvark.

Nanbomcut created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanbomcut, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nanbomcut, it will turn you into a rat.

Nanbomcut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nanbomcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Run away if four tapirs approach from the north.