Fetmisbim is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing frog.

Fetmisbim created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetmisbim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fetmisbim, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fetmisbim's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fetmisbim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.

2. You must pray to Fetmisbim nine times a day.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. You must love Fetmisbim.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.