Habtargxucveenyattfubmon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous mink.

Habtargxucveenyattfubmon created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habtargxucveenyattfubmon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Habtargxucveenyattfubmon, he will not care at all.

Habtargxucveenyattfubmon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Habtargxucveenyattfubmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Heed all signs.