Xinjinhat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent otter.

Xinjinhat created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinjinhat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xinjinhat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Xinjinhat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Xinjinhat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four whales approach from the east.

2. Xinjinhat loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.
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