Bestsanjabzan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sapient cat.

Bestsanjabzan created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bestsanjabzan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestsanjabzan, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bestsanjabzan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bestsanjabzan's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Put Bestsanjabzan first in all things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the north.