Gudbonnab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, caring grasshopper.

Gudbonnab created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbonnab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gudbonnab, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gudbonnab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gudbonnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to ducks while wearing pink trousers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Gudbonnab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Retreat if three great tits approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Gudbonnab.