Bedstikfligwee is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic hyena.

Bedstikfligwee created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bedstikfligwee, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedstikfligwee, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bedstikfligwee's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bedstikfligwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Run away if three tortoises approach from the south.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.