Lagcimbid Ragyimpang is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, tranquil yak.

Lagcimbid Ragyimpang created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Lagcimbid Ragyimpang, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lagcimbid Ragyimpang, he will throw large rocks at you.

Lagcimbid Ragyimpang's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lagcimbid Ragyimpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Lagcimbid Ragyimpang loves birds, so they must be respected.

4. Erect five titanium sculptures of Lagcimbid Ragyimpang on top of important buildings.

5. Never sing in the presence of grasshopers.