Bappigfeb Quimwityat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking sheep.

Bappigfeb Quimwityat created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bappigfeb Quimwityat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bappigfeb Quimwityat, she will think nothing of it.

Bappigfeb Quimwityat's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bappigfeb Quimwityat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Do not sprint in public.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat bark.