Cindunragmingovtenwotsom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow giraffe.

Cindunragmingovtenwotsom created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cindunragmingovtenwotsom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cindunragmingovtenwotsom, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cindunragmingovtenwotsom's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cindunragmingovtenwotsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look at moons.