Didgadrill is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, passionate turtle.

Didgadrill created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Didgadrill, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Didgadrill, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Didgadrill's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Didgadrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.