Fosslarnnat is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy
dryad.
Fosslarnnat created the cosmos five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fosslarnnat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Fosslarnnat, she will turn you into a mouse.
Fosslarnnat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Fosslarnnat's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Always treat horses with great respect.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fosslarnnat.
5. Run away from red badgers, for they are unholy.