Omingovrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, wise bee.

Omingovrul created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omingovrul, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Omingovrul, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Omingovrul's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Omingovrul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Omingovrul in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing fawn shorts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your legs.

4. Worship no other gods but Omingovrul.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Omingovrul on top of all buildings.