Davlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered centipede.

Davlarg created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davlarg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Davlarg, she will make you grow a tail.

Davlarg's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Davlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow turtles to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never feed lots of apples to snails while wearing pink trousers.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Never stain your arms with cyan.