Nabbedgonhubjadsuglenvig Hamstafweg Yarlgupnill is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful deer.

Nabbedgonhubjadsuglenvig Hamstafweg Yarlgupnill created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbedgonhubjadsuglenvig Hamstafweg Yarlgupnill, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nabbedgonhubjadsuglenvig Hamstafweg Yarlgupnill, she will remove you from existence.

Nabbedgonhubjadsuglenvig Hamstafweg Yarlgupnill's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nabbedgonhubjadsuglenvig Hamstafweg Yarlgupnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabbedgonhubjadsuglenvig Hamstafweg Yarlgupnill.