Dotrullkim is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless raccoon.

Dotrullkim created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotrullkim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotrullkim, she will torture you forever.

Dotrullkim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dotrullkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study eukaryotes on holy days.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never mark doors with cyan.

5. Always help mice.