Hugfasgud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented wasp.

Hugfasgud created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugfasgud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hugfasgud, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hugfasgud's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hugfasgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after nematodes.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Do not travel during winter.