Nilgidjon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking hyena.

Nilgidjon created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Nilgidjon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nilgidjon, it will ignore you.

Nilgidjon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nilgidjon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five rats approach from the south.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nilgidjon.

4. You must love Nilgidjon.

5. Worship no other gods but Nilgidjon.