Gigladstigmut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, compassionate dolphin.

Gigladstigmut created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigladstigmut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gigladstigmut, she will be very unhappy.

Gigladstigmut's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gigladstigmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dusk.

2. Never stain your feet with green.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Do not skip at crossroads.

5. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.