Rapranbed is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered coyote.

Rapranbed created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Rapranbed, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rapranbed, it will turn you into a frog.

Rapranbed's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rapranbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never bounce near ducks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rapranbed.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.