Lidnibgof is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciless goblin.

Lidnibgof created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidnibgof, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lidnibgof, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lidnibgof's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lidnibgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never bounce in the presence of capybaras.

4. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Lidnibgof on top of important buildings.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.