Vonhatzed is a god.

It takes the form of a large, wise rat.

Vonhatzed created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonhatzed, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vonhatzed, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vonhatzed's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Vonhatzed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Vonhatzed in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.