Sasbepdib is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, two-faced chicken.

Sasbepdib created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Sasbepdib, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sasbepdib, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sasbepdib's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sasbepdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to goats while wearing turquoise boots.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near horses while wearing cyan rings.

3. Do not prepare melons while filled with pride.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing jumpers.