Dut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish monkey.

Dut created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dut, it will not care at all.

Dut's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dut's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch water while unclean.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.