Butbarngun is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Butbarngun created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Butbarngun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Butbarngun, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Butbarngun's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Butbarngun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about nebulae.