Cedtaljapsag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak troll.

Cedtaljapsag created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Cedtaljapsag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cedtaljapsag, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cedtaljapsag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cedtaljapsag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedtaljapsag.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not skip at mountains.