Febsaktail is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, slow
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Febsaktail created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.
If you believe in
Febsaktail, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Febsaktail, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Febsaktail's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Febsaktail's Holy Commandments1. Never approach crossroads carrying bone.
2. Erect five silver sculptures of Febsaktail on top of important buildings.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Febsaktail.
4. Do not keep four ants in a large pit.
5. Do not fashion tools from tin.