Vegdidbanlarnyattlarghot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, irritating manatee.

Vegdidbanlarnyattlarghot created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegdidbanlarnyattlarghot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vegdidbanlarnyattlarghot, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vegdidbanlarnyattlarghot's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Vegdidbanlarnyattlarghot's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at midday.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Do not keep eight frogs in a large pit.