Budingvonk Dubgid is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, narcissistic dove.

Budingvonk Dubgid created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budingvonk Dubgid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Budingvonk Dubgid, she will turn you into a hamster.

Budingvonk Dubgid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Budingvonk Dubgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing fawn shoes and balancing four carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Never gather three birds in one place.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Never point your head toward the east during prayer.