Zedlibmab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident snake.

Zedlibmab created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedlibmab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zedlibmab, he will turn you into a mole.

Zedlibmab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Zedlibmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never chant while facing east.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not keep eight dolphins in a large pit.

5. Never handle gold while unclean.