Vadloopbodcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring dog.

Vadloopbodcuss created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadloopbodcuss, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vadloopbodcuss, it will destroy your home planet.

Vadloopbodcuss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vadloopbodcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Never feed parsnips to doves while wearing violet ear rings.