Yikcabjon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying bear.

Yikcabjon created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikcabjon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yikcabjon, it will be very unhappy.

Yikcabjon's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yikcabjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Never sprint near mites.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never wear orange trousers.

5. Never write about stars.