Larncedyik is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, pitiless aardvark.

Larncedyik created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larncedyik, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Larncedyik, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Larncedyik's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Larncedyik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Retreat if four snakes approach from the west.