Yartnarlnib Rotfunrat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful deer.

Yartnarlnib Rotfunrat created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yartnarlnib Rotfunrat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yartnarlnib Rotfunrat, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yartnarlnib Rotfunrat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yartnarlnib Rotfunrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yartnarlnib Rotfunrat.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

5. Always look after injured snails.