Bodvendibtan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unthinking jellyfish.

Bodvendibtan created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodvendibtan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bodvendibtan, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bodvendibtan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bodvendibtan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near mites while wearing blue tights and balancing five iron spheres on your face.