Yargeptonk is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yargeptonk created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Yargeptonk, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yargeptonk, he will not care at all.

Yargeptonk's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yargeptonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the south.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.