Yargeptonk is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Yargeptonk created the planet Earth six million years ago.
If you believe in
Yargeptonk, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Yargeptonk, he will not care at all.
Yargeptonk's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Yargeptonk's Holy Commandments1. Never think about planets.
2. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the south.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not listen to music.